Cake

The little girl in me wants cake...the diabetic in me has already started carb counting...the impatient one in me wants the diabetic in me to hurry the hell up cause she wants it now..the patient one in me thinks we should wait and see what the bg meter says....the bitch in me wants to shove the bg meter up Patient ones arse....the woman in me wants the cake to be double chocolate fudge ....the greedy git doesn't wasn't to share...the awkward one in me can't decide whethet she wants any or not...now the little girl in me is throwing a tantrum ...the rebel in me has joined her but added a teenage twist...

Its difficult being the normal one

You're Fired

Dear Pancreas,
I'm afraid I have decided to terminate your employment. It has come to my attention that you have not been doing the job which you have been employed to do, instead you have, for some time now,shown yourself to be lazy and clearly have no interest in doing your vital role. As a result of this we are having to bring outsiders from the sharp-pointy companies to perform your tasks.

I am sorry that you leave me no choice but to dismiss you for your blatant laziness and inability to perform.

Z. Haram

CEO DiabeticBody

Rant

The look you get in a take away the minute you ask for a diet coke.....

I have diabetes you arsehole...diet drinks are a bit of a necessity...if judge everyone who orders a diet drink then maybe you should stop supplying it...and while I'm on the subject would it really kill you to supply a diet drink that isn't FUCKING coke...I can't stand coke...seriously do you assume those of us who drink diet only drink coke...its vile...LILT ZERO please

lol

remember all those "DIABETES the silent killer" adverts? am i the only one who used to hide in the dark, jump out at people and yell "Diabetes has you"??

I am not diabetic....I am Pancreatically Challenged

Rant

don't you hate it when you go through all your diabetes scripts to see what you need (have you noticed this takes ages????) you manage to get it all written out then you go to your docs to order your prescription....then you are confronted by an evil monster who is guarding every item on your list like guardians of a valuable treasure, as if you were trying to steal it from them.....yes you know who i mean....


The one..... The Only.......


DR. RECEPTIONIST...


seriously, clearly we wouldn't be asking for it if we didn't need it, then she asks you all those questions about when you last ordered it and how often you use it.... surely the receptionists role is to take prescription orders, arrange, cancel or change appointments, answer the phone and send off blood work...  but no!! she's turned into Dr. Receptionist and has decided that you order your insulin, blood sticks, sharps boxes etc... too often and are clearly mis-using it.... its not the first time this woman has had the nerve to tell me that i take too much insulin and order sharps boxes too often.. seriously i had no idea that my diabetologist had given me too high a dose...i had no idea that this woman is not only a receptionist, but also a pharmacist and a diabetologist too......honey... I HAVE TYPE 1 DIABETES... I TAKE THAT MUCH INSULIN CAUSE IT'S KEEPING ME ALIVE...I ORDER THAT  MANY TEST STRIPS CAUSE THEY TELL ME HOW MUCH INSULIN I NEED...I ORDER THE SHARPS BOX THAT OFTEN BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CHANGE MY NEEDLE HEADS AND LANCETTS!!!!!!


I hate these people who think they know better than the experts.... maybe the fire breathing dragon should stop trying to guard the magic golden diabetes supplies and crawl back into her cave

Two Diabetics walked into a bar...................................................

Fucking Retinopathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!