Cake

The little girl in me wants cake...the diabetic in me has already started carb counting...the impatient one in me wants the diabetic in me to hurry the hell up cause she wants it now..the patient one in me thinks we should wait and see what the bg meter says....the bitch in me wants to shove the bg meter up Patient ones arse....the woman in me wants the cake to be double chocolate fudge ....the greedy git doesn't wasn't to share...the awkward one in me can't decide whethet she wants any or not...now the little girl in me is throwing a tantrum ...the rebel in me has joined her but added a teenage twist...

Its difficult being the normal one