Cake

The little girl in me wants cake...the diabetic in me has already started carb counting...the impatient one in me wants the diabetic in me to hurry the hell up cause she wants it now..the patient one in me thinks we should wait and see what the bg meter says....the bitch in me wants to shove the bg meter up Patient ones arse....the woman in me wants the cake to be double chocolate fudge ....the greedy git doesn't wasn't to share...the awkward one in me can't decide whethet she wants any or not...now the little girl in me is throwing a tantrum ...the rebel in me has joined her but added a teenage twist...

Its difficult being the normal one

You're Fired

Dear Pancreas,
I'm afraid I have decided to terminate your employment. It has come to my attention that you have not been doing the job which you have been employed to do, instead you have, for some time now,shown yourself to be lazy and clearly have no interest in doing your vital role. As a result of this we are having to bring outsiders from the sharp-pointy companies to perform your tasks.

I am sorry that you leave me no choice but to dismiss you for your blatant laziness and inability to perform.

Z. Haram

CEO DiabeticBody

Rant

The look you get in a take away the minute you ask for a diet coke.....

I have diabetes you arsehole...diet drinks are a bit of a necessity...if judge everyone who orders a diet drink then maybe you should stop supplying it...and while I'm on the subject would it really kill you to supply a diet drink that isn't FUCKING coke...I can't stand coke...seriously do you assume those of us who drink diet only drink coke...its vile...LILT ZERO please

lol

remember all those "DIABETES the silent killer" adverts? am i the only one who used to hide in the dark, jump out at people and yell "Diabetes has you"??

I am not diabetic....I am Pancreatically Challenged